@LMSpurr in fact, i did know that. they are a winter crop, and my mom always grew them and tried to get me to eat them. she always failed... 3 minutes ago
new favorite thing -- @BotticusMaximus's Party in the USA-style running commentary: "plug in my phone like yeah! i gotta pee like yeah!" 2 hours ago
i am not sure about the grammatical integrity of that last tweet. however, i'm on day 2 of recovery from a wedding, so cut me some slack. 7 hours ago
no wedding has ever taken me 2 days of recovery before. also, no wedding has ever made me feel like a 2-hour workout does. i am suspicious. 7 hours ago