today, tim and i ran into my brother in the parking lot of dunkin donuts. i parked next to aaron, and we did the usual “hheeeeyyyy what are *you* doing here?” (as though we were happy to see each other, though we rarely are.)
tim, who has never met my brother but has heard many, many anecdotes about his idiosyncratic inanities, was strolling over and was about to ask who i was talking to.
and then he saw aaron, tan, shaved chest, the shirtless wonder (as always), and said “…ah. i see.”
no introduction necessary.

have you met my brother, aaron mcconaughey?